as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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