Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
we should paint friendship bongs
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