Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
