My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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