even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I've blown a few things in my day
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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