Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This is my gift to your gina
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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