You're completely useless in the revolution.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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