Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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