Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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