He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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