quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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