So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
