it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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