Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
