I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He better not be in your backpack
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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