You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
