these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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