Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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