apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
then he tried to convert me to islam
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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