omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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