he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
