I hate all girls vehemently.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I have tasted many bathrooms
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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