what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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