Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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