Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
why is half of my head shaved?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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