Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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