Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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