You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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