some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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