and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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