just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He did a backflip because drugs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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