so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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