Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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