There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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