Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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