Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
MIDGETS
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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