I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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