With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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