with your own penis?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
no you cant smoke seaweed
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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