That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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