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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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