I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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