But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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