Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Randomize
