No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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