the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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