Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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