trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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