can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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