This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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