Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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