Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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