I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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