I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
