I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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